it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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