i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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