I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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