So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
