i barfeds in our rink
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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