Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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