brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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