you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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