Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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