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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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