Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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