just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do vagina's smell?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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