; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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