Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You were trust falling into bushes
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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