No, you can still breathe under the balls.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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