Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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