you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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