Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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