he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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