This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He better not be in your backpack
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
