Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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