I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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