i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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