I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My bed smells like the plague
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