wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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