She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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