i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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