i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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I need you to use more vowels.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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