Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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