Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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