this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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