Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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