Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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