How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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