Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Randomize
