Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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