it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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