He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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