lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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