he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Everclear isn't food dammit
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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