Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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