i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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