Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
a search helicopter?!
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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