i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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