booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So apparently I’m into choking now
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