No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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