I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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