Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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