She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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