i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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