Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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