well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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