Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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