no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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